The Mother’s Day Ode She Actually Deserves

Glissant
4 days ago
2 min read

MILF MODE: Activated

Let’s be real: Mother’s Day has been hijacked by Hallmark cards, lukewarm mimosas, and school-made macaroni necklaces. Cute? Yes.

Enough? Absolutely not.

Because here’s the truth: motherhood is a full-contact sport. It's body, mind, and soul. It’s birthing babies, managing chaos, running empires (or households—which, let’s be honest, are also empires), all while smiling sweetly at PTA meetings and pretending you’re totally fine after 4 hours of sleep and a half-chewed granola bar.

And despite all that?

She still slays.

In fact, she’s giving MILF MODE: activated—and we’re here for it.

What Mom Really Wants

No offense to anyone planning to gift a candle or “World’s Best Mom” mug… but she deserves a little more.

Here’s what she’s actually craving:

Peace and quiet that lasts more than five minutes.
An uninterrupted shower—maybe even one with a little self-exploration.
A partner who sees her, wants her, and brings the heat without needing step-by-step instructions.
Oh, and orgasms. Glorious, stress-melting, toe-curling orgasms.

Enter: Glissant.

Luxury intimate care designed for pleasure at every stage of womanhood, from postpartum to perimenopause and everything in between.

A Whole Mood: Lube, Oil, and a Little Soak

Let’s talk indulgence. Because when we say full-body wellness, we mean it—literally from head to toe, and definitely below the belt.

Our oil-based CBD lube gives her a deeply nourishing glide that melts stress (wink wink) and tension (without ever feeling sticky).

Our water-based spray is toy-safe, condom-safe, and always down for spontaneous fun.

Our Glissant Bath Salts with CBD+CBG turn an ordinary soak into a sensual, full-body reset. Infused with Dead Sea salt, pink Himalayan minerals, and calming botanicals, they ease tension, quiet the mind, and wrap you in warmth like a lullaby—gently luring you into deep, dreamy sleep.

Don’t underestimate the power of our Wellness Body Oil with CBD + CBG —this daily body ritual melts away tension, calms inflammation, and leaves your skin glowing, silky, and irresistible to the touch. The scent? Like stepping into a tranquil spa tucked away in the hills of heaven. It’s a love letter to your body… sealed with a sensual kiss.

Because Motherhood ≠ Martyrdom

This Mother’s Day, let’s skip the narrative that moms should just be grateful for breakfast in bed. Let’s celebrate pleasure, agency, and the radical act of putting herself first—whether that means a bubble bath, a bold red lip, or pulling out the lube without an ounce of shame.

We don’t want her to feel “appreciated.”

We want her to feel powerful, seen, sexy, and lit up from the inside out. (Literally and figuratively.)